Dear Candy Makers,
Could we all come together, and create/invent/perfect the art of candy making sans
air pockets. My
tongue would appreciate you, and I would probably buy more blow pops. If my request is overlooked, I
guarantee that I have witnesses to my
disastrous run-in with
air pockets, it is documented with a picture (please see attached), and I have already had medical counsel.
My Aunt is a part of the
Pre-paid legal, and I will sign up......consider your self warned.
Thank you for your time.
Layla
The Actual Story:
Sitting tonight with some friends, we were discussing a few
religious topics (it was a bible study, then a
doctrine exchange) I was sucking on a
piece of candy...
when it got to a point of an
air pocket, we all know what happens when you are sucking a
blow pop and you come to the
air pocket....
ouchie....
but because I had a heavy
tongue on the candy....as the
air pocket presented itself.....
it slid roughly against my
tongue, causing it to cut, and start bleeding....it bled so much that I had to suck on two wet paper towels before it would quit pouring out....
Everyone laughed and asked me how it felt to be a
lizard...and could I make both parts of my
tongue twitch in
separate directions....ha ha.
It hurt...
I went to
CVS to grab some toilet paper, and I asked the
pharmacist if i should put
ambesol on it to help with the pain.
All the man did was laugh at me and called me silly (in his own
pharmaceutical way) and told me that the
tongue is the fastest healing part of the body and by the end of the night, it should just feel like a little cut...and by tomorrow it should be gone.
I didn't believe him...until I was trying to take the picture of it, and now you can barely see it....though I still feel it...and am sucking on sonic ice...
Jerks.